Announcements, Philosophical Thoughts & Ramblings

This is Earl Watts and I wanted to let you know I will be making my big TV debut this Friday - I think that's how you spell "debut" … along with Jerry Mungle, my partner in “Two Old Men & Some Songs” and Patsy Trigg, the original singer, arranger and publisher of "Grandma Got Run Over By Reindeer". We can be seen on "The Jamie Cooper Show" Friday morning and I believe noon on WTZT-TV out of Athens, Alabama. I don't know what channel that is but I don't think we get it. I'm starting to realize there are lots of things I don't get.

Patsy Trigg literally arranged, cut and was the original singer of "Grandma Got Run Over By Reindeer" … pushed it, distributed it and frankly when you hear it, it's because she put it on the map period. She has a platinum record and has been drawing royalties on it for over 30 years now. I said Platinum - which is way past gold. I'm just happy to say I know her. Jerry and I have been lucky enough to have her play base with us from time to time so as you can see I like to brag about it. We love her big time. Jerry has a great song called Diarrhea Blues and we're trying get him to put it on YouTube. I'm auditioning for the acting part of the video. I'm practicing facial expressions and running to the bathroom hoping to get the part.

Thanks to George Wells … (George helps everybody)… who has made arrangements for the show. It looks like we're going to actually be on TV. I'm excited and a little scared as well. I hope I don't fall apart. I'll be doing my song "More Than a Name on The Wall" as well as one other song I wrote called "Man On The Mountain". I'm hoping to get Jerry to play along with me on that song. George has written a song called "Look Into Their Eyes" with Robin Stewart singing and it has hit the air waves and just keeps rising to the top. It's going into it's 12th week on the charts at WAGS-AM and is listed above many big name artist on other charts. I don't know if it's the singer or the song or both but there's some sort of magic going on with it. If there wasn't it wouldn't have gotten this far for this long. Great job, George and Robin!

I've been working on a project by the river all day and it's been hot. I got through about dark, and as we often do, Polly and I sat out front on the swing to discuss the meaning of life and other general topics. I was hot and tired and some wonderful soul from a party way back somewhere had left some beer in the refrigerator in the main part of our little house. I don't usually drink much at all but like I said I was hot and tired so I started working my way through a six pack and am doing a damn good job of it, I'm proud to say. Sooo I'm about three or maybe even four sheets in the wind right now. I was going on and on about how the world has basically been a big disappointment to me and Polly raised her hand right in my face and said, "Hail Caesar!” or maybe it was "Hell, Caesar!" … or maybe it was "are you having a seizure?" Either way, she hurt my feelings. Like I said, I'm about three sheets in the wind and my ego is a little delicate at the moment. Now I'm feeling all crushed and wounded and she's asleep. Do any of you ever feel like nobody actually gives a damn how you feel?? Am I the only one?? Does anybody else out there ever feel that way. IS ANYBODY OUT THERE - HELP ME, HELP ME, HELP ME! That's what I think when I see a man pushing a baby carriage through the mall along with a wife and kids. I feel like I can just see that "caught like a deer in the headlights" look in his eyes that says HELP ME, HELP ME - SOMEBODY PLEASE HELP ME.

Well, I'm about two thirds through the last beer in the six pack so I guess I'll go watch TV till I fall asleep. I'm sure I'll be peeing all night and I'm truly looking forward to that. Polly goes to sleep within 5 minutes of laying down; maybe I'm just boring her to death with my endless need to define, name and understand everything under the sun. Ever been talking to somebody and then the only sound you hear is a snore??

Well, halleluiah, I just found another beer in the bottom tray. HAIL CAESAR!

Anyway, for those of you in this area, this Friday is our big TV debut. I don't know the number for the channel but it's ZTV or the Jamie Cooper Show which ever is easier to find. I told Polly's brother-in-law, Billy about the show and he just said "I'll have to take your word for it, because I ain't getting up that early". He was really impressed.

Love, Earl (shhh, Polly's asleep)

Still Busy!

Two Old Men & Some Songs have been busy lately. We played for the Huntsville Optimist Club Aug 12 at the Downtown Holiday Inn and for a group of multi-state Optimists at the Airport Sheraton on August 20. We also played at the Coffee Tree on August 18 and at the Daily Brew in Decatur on August 19. We've been pretty busy for two old men.



Drop by the Coffee Tree on Bailey Cove Road in Huntsville most any Wednesday night and you'll probably find us there!

Jerry

Hey, Gang!

 

I just checked and my song.  "More Than A Name on The Wall"  is now number two in the progressive country genre and number three in the patriotic genre.  It's been listed on CD Baby's Top Songs list in the top four in two genres for about two weeks now.  It's moved up to # 2 in the progressive country genre and up to # 3 in the patriotic genre.  You can just Google CD Baby in those categories and it's right there.  I'm done crowing now.

I emailed CD baby to ask what determines the positions of various songs in what genres and they will probably email back basically saying…. it don't mean anything.  However, anything that puts mine on the list of TOP anything can't be all bad.

A few years ago, I got a new players card at Sam's Town Casino and it said "Golden Gang" on it.  (Yes I should have known) - but I had played there quite a bit and I thought I was a big time gambler or something.  I was running around telling people I had a Golden Gang card.  When I presented it to the dealer at the black jack table, I ask him what it meant and he just said, "It's because your old."  I hope CD Baby has better motivations for song placement than that. LOL!!  I'm a little slow on the up take sometimes. As Forrest Gump says,  "Life is just like a box of chocolates - you just never know what your going to get." 

Earl

Bill Mauldin got his own postage stamp!

Mauldin died at age 81 in the early days of 2003. The end of his life had been rugged. He had been scalded in a bathtub, which led to terrible injuries and infections; Alzheimer's disease was inflicting its cruelties. Unable to care for himself after the scalding, he became a resident of a California nursing home, his health and spirits in rapid decline.

He was not forgotten, though. Mauldin, and his work, meant so much to the millions of Americans who fought in World War II, and to those who had waited for them to come home. He was a kid cartoonist for Stars and Stripes, the military newspaper; Mauldin's drawings of his muddy, exhausted, whisker-stubbled infantrymen Willie and Joe were the voice of truth about what it was like on the front lines.
http://www.cnn.com/2010/OPINION/03/07/greene.mauldin.stamp/index.html (Full Story)

I'm sitting here with tears in my eyes. I'd known about Bill Mauldin and what he did for a long time. The Military is the best thing that happened to a lot of young men. I'm certainly not for war, but the experience is something I wouldn't trade for anything. When you go in, they just strip you of everything that was important to you on the outside before you went in.

There are jobs in the military that aren't that hard, but we were infantry and everything we did was on our backs and feet. It was the roughest thing I've ever been through in my life. I was never in combat and I've never shot at anything that could shoot back, but I've seen them walk and run till they fall. I've shivered all night in wet freezing foxholes with them. I know the kind of men they are. We all had to soak our socks off with water from our canteens at one time or the other. It creates a bond like no other you will ever have in life. It was the first time a lot of young men ever really had to do as they were told, when they were told. You do things you thought you couldn't do. … It builds confidence. It's the first experience a lot of young men had that didn't allow them to make excuses of any kind. You do the job walking and if you can't do it walking, you do it crawling, but you're still going to do the job. I've fell asleep standing up because I was so tired so many times, I got good at it.

This cartoon showing one soldier giving the other a dry pair of socks … it really does get down to where those socks would truly be a great gift. When your feet are so numb you can barely feel them for hours, all you can think about is trying to find any comfort you possible can under the circumstances.

We were in Norway playing war games with the Norwegian soldiers for about two months towards the end of my time in the service and we were running through an old farm house hog lot. It was full of pig dung and mud and a kid about five men ahead of me had saved a piece of mint candy from one of his C rations. He was unwrapping it as he was running and he fumbled and dropped it. I saw where it landed and picked it up and hit it about one swipe on my pants to wipe it off … and ate it. He was looking back when I did it. I know it sounds funny, but I promise, that piece of C ration mint candy was going to be a real treat for him. I know he didn't blame me for eating it because when you're running, you don't stop for anything. The point is, you just get down to where you feel like "If I could just shut my eyes for five minutes it would be the greatest gift in the world."

Bill Mauldin told it like it was for those guys and they knew it. Again, I was never in combat so I don't want to even pretend I know what it was like for them. They’re in a class some where way above me.

Earl

THEY’RE BACK !!!!

– Two Old Men & Some Songs are coming back to Coffee Tree Books & Brew.

 

Where: Coffee Tree Books & Brew

7900 Bailey Cove Road

Suites A & B (across from Grissom High School)

When: Friday, June 25, 2010

Time: 7:00 – 9:00 PM

It has been rumored that they are kicking off a world tour with this performance.

If you don’t have anything else planned for Friday night, June 25, from 7:00 to 9:00 PM, please join us at the Coffee Tree for a fun-filled night of entertainment. We’ll be playing country, comedy, gospel, patriotic, and political songs.

Special Guest Performers:

Patsy Trigg (the same Patsy that sang and recorded “Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer” with Elmo) will be joining Two Old Men as a special guest. Yes, Patsy will perform this Platinum Award winning song (six months before Christmas) plus some more songs during the show. She will also being play bass with Two Old Men.

Stan Moore will also be playing some of his original songs. Stan has a Nashville background; he worked with Earl Thomas Conley and wrote a song that was recorded by Hee-Haw’s Hagger Brothers.

A lot has happened since Two Old Men’s first performance at the Coffee Tree – see below.

• Earl and Jerry have played as a group or as a single performer at
  • Coffee Tree Books & Brew (three more times since original performance)
  • Ardmore Pickin’ and Grinnin’ (many times)
  • Berkley Bob’s in Cullman
  • Flint River Coffee Company
  • Nashville Palace (four times).
• Earl has recorded a new patriotic song, More Than A Name On The Wall, and it is being played on several radio stations. It’s also available for purchase on internet; search for Earl Watts on CD Baby.
• Jerry has completed recording a set of political songs and hopes to start selling them soon on internet, at performances, stores, etc.The title of the CD is The RIGHT Songs.

Live At The Flint River Coffee Company!

Friday April 16 ~ 6:00 - 8:00 PM

Come on out and join us for a fun-filled evening of music ranging from Americana to Pop presented by:

MaryJustice





WITH











Two Old Men & Some Songs




Jerry Mungle








Earl Watts

We predict great coffee and food and standing room only for this event. Something is sure to tickle your fancy with this wide variety of original music and some old-timey favorites.

LOCATED AT:

1443 Winchester Road
Huntsville, Alabama 35811
Located on Winchester Road, just West of Shields Road
or 1 mile East of Moores Mill Road in NE Madison County
256-859-0109

THEY PLAYED IT ON THE RADIO!!!!

Hello, to all my fellow songwriters and friends. Thanks to George Wells, they played my song "More Than A Name On The Wall" on Station KFGO in Fargo, North Dakota today at 4:00 on the Veterans hour.

It was broadcast on the internet as it was being played on the radio, so I heard it on the computer. Ed, a retired Veteran, gave the song a really nice introduction and made several nice comments about his old friend George Wells as well. ED made some really good comments about how the song affected him after it was played. He commented on what the lines, "It's your brother on your left and on your right" meant to him.

It's a pretty big station and as radio stations with wide ranges go, it's up there with the best of them, reaching up into Canada. So this is pretty big stuff for me and the song! It's so exciting to have a disc jockey think enough of something you've written to play it on their radio station. Now I can say I've had a song I wrote played on the radio. It's all little steps in the right direction but it is another step and it's all very exciting to me for sure.

It's a good thing I wasn't driving! I'd have had a wreck! I was yelling at Polly, "They’re going to play it! They’re going to play it.”

For those of you who have not heard “More Than A Name On The Wall” here is a video. Please leave comments at the comment link.

Thank you so much, George Wells.

Love, Earl & Polly